Saturday, October 11, 2008

Malaysiakini: Shah Rukh announces UMNO presidency push

I never cease to be amazed at the superb stupidity of Malaysians. Again, there is news to which I shake my head to, the only thing I can do besides rolling on the floor laughing.

It seems Bollywood actor Shah Rukh Khan is being conferred a Datukship by the Melaka Government. Now, quite why Indian citizen Khan is being conferred a datukship is beyond me and excluding the fact the Shah Rukh would never be addressed as Datuk Shah Rukh in India or any part of the world except jolly old Malaysia, I am stunned by the sheer stupidity of the person responsible for this superbly stupid act.

What has Shah Rukh has done for Malaysia? Has he gone on a worldwide tour, shaking his hips and singing 'Malaysia truly Asia'? I'll rephrase that. What has King Khan contributed to Malaysia to warrant a Datukship? Lee Chong Wei got one because he won a silver medal in the Olympics for Malaysia. Nicol David won one for her impressive reign in squash. I can go on and on and on and on but it continues to elude me where Shah Rukh deserves his Datukship. I'm not a politician. I'm a mere human. The workings of a politician's mind is beyond the comprehension of my mere mortal mind.

I hear people defending, saying Shah Rukh promoted Melaka in his movie, citing he shot One Two ka Four in A Famosa Resort, Melaka in 2001. Dude, get a life. That was 7 years ago and a single movie. Shah Rukh himself probably has forgotten he shot a movie here. I bet if you give Shah Rukh a map, he wouldn't be able to point out where Malaysia is, much less Melaka. No offence to King Khan but the fact is Bollywood and Shah Rukh churn out so many movies.

Shah Rukh is an actor. It's his job to act. That's what he does.

It seems that Shah Rukh wasn't here to collect his Datukship. Boo-hoo. That shows what he thinks of it. Now reports emerge that efforts are being made to contact Shah Rukh and bring him here to collect the Datukship and perhaps pose for a photo with the Chief Minister.

What is the meaning of this?!

He didn't come, so he doesn't want it. How are you going to bring him here? At gunpoint or on your knees, begging? The Datukship is being dishonoured, the value cheapened for the sake of a political stunt. Are we going to waste taxpayers money to send an entourage to Mumbai to persuade Shah Rukh to 'please, please, please, come'?

Come on la. Don't be so stupid. Why give him a Datukship in the first place? What has he done for Malaysia? This is a stupid act. If Shah Rukh deserves an award, let the Indian government award him one (they already did). Does Shah Rukh stay in Malaysia? No. So, why?

I don't understand this. I seriously don't. The Datukship is being thrown around like some sort of frisbee. Tun Mohd Khalil Yaakob should realize that the Datukship is a precious award that has its own respect. No disrespect to Tun Mohd Khalil, but please, sir, reconsider the Shah Rukh Award.

I wonder what's next? Datuk Shah Rukh Khan running for UMNO presidency?

Our politics is already like a bad Bollywood movie. Hahahahahah.

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Malaysiakini: Sammy the Moron

Yes, yes,yes, awhile since I last updated. Again, something forces me to write.

What is that?


MORON SAMMY BAMMY

MORON SAMMY BAMMY


Sammy Bammy is that. Who? A moron blogger who is in deep trouble for her moronic antics. Dear old Sammy is a Chinese who posted a virulent, racist and utterly uncivilized posting on her blog, Life is a Drama, attacking the Indians.

What she said?

After the backlash from her stupid posting, she took it down but being the moron she is, she forgot Google still caches pages. As such the page is still available. Just go to Google, search 'Life is a Drama blog', find the one about Indians, look at the small word that says 'cache' and click on it, hey presto, the page is there! To cut your effort, I have copy pasted the moron's posting below.

Indians are useless son of bitches!

I had the most numb experience today. I thought being sleepy and woozy was bad enough.

Wait till i tell you what happened during lunch in the office area today.

Some INDIAN teenager grabbed my phone (which was on the table, right beside my hand) and ran off.

Yes I KNOW. Despite what everyone said about not leaving your phone on the table, I did it.

How the heck to prevent? It's not like I can hold on to my phone while I'm eating. I'll definitely drop it if I put it on my lap. ANd i thought it would be safe enough on the table, very very near to me.

FARK.

I'm not trying to be racist but it's always INDIAN. It's INDIAN's fault.

I don't care if I'm sued for racism.

I HATE INDIANS. It's bad enough they are famous for being drunk and rude (most of them anyway). Now, they carry the reputation of being stealer, robbers, rapist, idiots, morons, drunk bastards, and the list goes on...

SUE ME you idiotic Indians. SUE ME, darn assholes.

Complained all you want on my blog and my chatbox. I promise I won't sensor any comments.
You come and complain if you dare. If you half-heartedly think it's true, then don't even bother suing me.

Because I know you Indians (the good ones) know it's true!

You Indians got no hands and legs to work and earn money is it? Stealing from other people is a happy thing and your source of income eh? Wait for the day of your fall and people will kick you on the roadside for stealing.

Note: Now i've to perform my usual ritual to curse that asshole who stole my phone to die on his way out from my office building. Get knocked down by a car and die beside my phone. Even better if I'm the one who knocked him down.



Ok, that was the moron's posting. Now, in the name of equal treatment, we have to be fair to all races and as such, please Sammy, allow me to rebut your moronic posting from your moronic mind.

1) You classify all Indians based on the actions of a few. You're a Chinese. Chinese were Communists in this country. Remember that? Are you a Communist then? Are all Chinese Communists then?

2) Look at the number of Chinese women arrested for prostitution, immigrated from China to come here and work as prostitutes, the infamous Kuaci Girls. Are you a prostitute then? Are all Chinese prostitutes then?

3) Look at the loan sharks in Malaysia, all are Chinese. Look at the problems they cause, they do all sorts of things, even murder, kidnap, rape, all for money. Are you a loan shark then? Are all Chinese heartless loan sharks then?

4) Look at the pirated VCDs and those who sell them in pasar malams and food courts and shops. They are Chinese. They rip off people, profiting from others, stealing intellectual rights, copy rights. Are you a pirate then? Are all Chinese 'kaki ciplak' then?

5) Look at the arrests for credit card fraud in Malaysia. Most are Chinese. Does this mean you're a lying, scumbag, cheating, fraud bitch yourself? Does this mean all Chinese are frauds?


Botak Chin was Chinese. Does this mean you're a criminal? Does this mean all Chinese are criminals? Money laundering, scratch and win, Swiss Cash, I can go on and on. Sammy, you pathetic moron (I wonder if she was sexually abused when she was a kid, probably would explain the mental imbalance) who lives under a coconut shell, please don't judge all by a few. If your concept applies, the Chinese in Malaysia should have been killed a long time ago. NEVER EVER JUDGE ALL BY THE ACTIONS OF A FEW. If you do so, you're a moron. You are simply a racist bitch who uses an excuse to air your rant like a moron. (Have I mentioned you're a moron?)

I don't support ISA and so I will not ask for it to be used against you. I do however, would like to see action taken against you. Come on, you bravely asked people to sue you right? You don't care right? (If you had a brain, you would care)

Sammy, Sammy, Sammy, you ignorant moron.

By now, the Indians you insulted would be planning their revenge on you. Your photo is in your blog. Don't you see what you caused yourself? The Indians would be prowling, looking for you. When they get their hands on you, I'd sure hate to be you. I wonder what it would be? Hahahaha... Vigilante justice usually never brings results. That is usually-lah. (Look at her photo, she does look like the Chinese prostitutes we usually see caught in the news)

I'm hearing rumors of people wanting to sue you. Any lawyer who is well versed in cyber law would tell you that you are screwed. Actually, you screwed yourself. Don't worry Sammy, if no one sues you, I will. You did issue an open challenge, right?

You are a mindless, insulting, racist bitch who deserves whatever is coming to you, via the police or via our friendly neighborhood Indians. If anything should happen to you, I would not be surprised nor would I feel any pity for you. I hope you get knocked down by a car. (A garbage truck would be more appropriate, then can just dump you in the back of the truck)

You're the most single minded, absolutely stupid and moronic bitch I've seen. A single cell organism would have more IQ than you, you moron. If you have any sense of decency, you will go to the nearest bridge and jump off it into the river. (One less moron in the world) You are an epitome of stupidity, an icon of idiocy.

Are you a pendatang haram or were you raised in Malaysia?

If you were raised in Malaysia, you would respect the other races. In your blog, you kutuk not only the Indians, but also the Malays and the Indons. Why leave out the Chinese? Is your own race so perfect? I don't want to delve into that because I am not you. Please do not drag me down to your level. I don't know which hole you crawled out of from, you pathetic ugly bitch. Your English itself is like a Third World refugee English.


MORON SAMMY BAMMY
MORON SAMMY BAMMY

Bye Bye Sammy. I hope you rot in the deepest pits of hell for all eternity. Have a nice day, bitch.