Malaysiakini: Parliament Building to be moved to Taiwan?

I picked up today's copy of the Star and the picture that greeted me on the front page is that of the first batch of the Barisan Backbenchers happily (desperately?) packing their bags and going on their 'study' trip to Taiwan.

I don't get it.

What are they going to 'study' in Taiwan? Biology? Chemistry? Physics? Additional Mathematics? Modern Mathematics? English? Geography? Pendidikan Moral? (They need to learn that one)

Ini buat lawatan sambil belajar ni pakai duit siapa? Duit sendiri? Kalau duit sendiri tak apa la. Tapi, I think this whole lawatan sambi belajar is funded by us, the taxpayers. Ini tiba-tiba nak buat rombongan pergi Taiwan ini apa hal? Tergopoh-gapah nak keluar negara apa hal?

Snap out of it la. You are not six year old kindergarten students to go on a study trip. (Judging from their behavior during debates, they might as well be in a kindergarten.) You are not school students to go on a study trip. They are Malaysian MPs, elected by Malaysians to deal with Malaysian problems in Malaysia. Is there Taiwan in there? No! All the problems are in Malaysia. Stay in Malaysia and deal with the problem instead of running away to Taiwan like a common criminal jumping bail.

I wonder what are they going to study there? Probably this, (See video below)





Nak ambil tips bergaduh from Taiwan Parliament? Hilarious! Pandikar Amin might want to be careful, the MPs might come back with new kung fu skills.

Next thing you know, they will move the Parliament Building to Taiwan. Hilarious!

Anyhow, let's leave the issue of the fleeing MPs aside. Let us come back to the issue of the A.I. No, no, not Artificial Intelligence (because lacking any sense of Intenlligence), but Ahmad Ismail, the UMNO Bukit Bendera Chief who has been hogging the limelight longer than Paula Abdul on American Idol.





Ok, so maybe he needs to lose some weight and see a dentist about those buck teeth and probably needs to see a dermatologist about his pockmarked face and his Donald Trump style hair is ridiculous looking.

Anyhow, again, Mr. Chinese-are-pendatang-but-the-reporters-misquoted-me
is back in the news again after that astonishing press conference where he ripped into Koh Tsu Koon, calling him a 'great actor'. (No, Koh Tsu Koon has never won an Oscar, not yet)

Now, let's see. This time, he does another press conference but this time, his supporters literally rips Koh Tsu Koon apart. Well, ok, a photo of Koh Tsu Koon but still, it's a humiliating slap in the face. The Indians call this 'Serppu Aadi' or in English, like slapped with a flip-flop (slipper around here).

This is where our favorite UMNO ultra says Gerakan should get out of Barisan, an insultingly humiliating remark for Gerakan. Of course, if Gerakan has any sense of dignity (I don't think so, since they are politicians) they should get out of Barisan instead of sticking around like a loyal Lassie.




Obviously, since the real Koh Tsu Koon was not present, A.I's loyally rabid followers spotted the picture of Koh Tsu Koon, back when his head was full of hair. Of course, they didn't like that photo being there.





So here, one pak cik, breaks the photo frame and the glass and takes out the photo, obviously taken when Koh Tsu Koon was much younger. Look, he still has a smile in the photo. Pity he doesn't know what's coming next...





Drums roll, please! The grand finale! The Pak Cik displays an uncanny resemblance to the Incredible Hulk as he hulks out and summoning superhuman strength, rips the photo of Koh Tsu Koon (still smiling in the photo as it is being torn to shreds). You'd half expect the Pak Cik to beat his chest like Tarzan. Hmmm... If the Pak Cik's skin was green, he would look exactly like an anorexic Incredible Hulk!

What's next? Koh Tsu Koon biting and tearing a picture of Samy Vellu?

And these people are supposed to be our leaders..... I'm rolling on the floor laughing....